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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:19
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
The Nippon Steel Deal: A Master Class in Winning the Working Class - The Free Press
No go.
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What are some cool examples of two kinds of people?
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Do you as a gay male enjoy the feeling of getting a penis in your anus?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Do straight guys like to have sex with men when they smoke meth?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Chinese Biotech Showcases Challenger to Eli Lilly’s Obesity Drug - Bloomberg.com
Still no good.
—
Just Forget it!
Weekend Box Office: LILO & STITCH Stays on Top as BALLERINA Opens to $25M - boxofficepro.com
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How do I overcome attachment issues?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
No way
Column | How many years do I have left? An app gave me some helpful insights. - The Washington Post
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids